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Alright, I’m back on the interwebs (that’s what this is called right?) after a short six day break — it felt like a lifetime.
The internet has changed so much in my absence, Wikipedia’s not a thing anymore?
The reason why I’ve been gone for so long is because I’ve been staying at the Riviera hotel & casino, and their free internet was not working in the room we were staying in, now I’m in a different room and thankfully have access to the web now.
Well these past few days have been interesting to say the least. I have seen three celebrities (two of them I wouldn’t call celebrities). Last Friday downtown in front of the Four Queens Casino, there was a large group of people gathered around a film crew, they were shooting the movie The Incredible Burt Wonderstone with Jim Carrey and Steve Carrell
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Don’t get too excited, I saw neither of them (they were hiding), although I did see THE Steve Buscemi [celebrity], I managed to snap a picture of him before the lanky security guard (Who I totally could have taken by the way) quietly told me to put my phone away.

Later that night, my dad and I were watching a band play in the lounge at the Riviera. When guess who walks in, Andrew’s old Vegas buddy Ron Jeremy! [not a real celebrity] Who was nice enough to let us take a picture with him.

Finally two days later I come down from my hotel room to see the one and only Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay [not a real celebrity] playing poker while a few people with cameras filmed him. I didn’t get to meet him, but I did get a picture of him. He’s a lot skinnier and balder in real life then I would have imagined.

Only in Vegas can you see Mr. Pink, The Hedgehog and The Diceman. Or at least that’s the only place I’ve ever seen them.
I’ve been listening to this song off and on for about an hour or so. Even though I know it isn’t the actual lyric I still can’t hear anything but “Look at your ass and call you a poop butt”.
@2:20
I don’t know John, I’m almost certain that is the actual lyric.
It’s about damn time that something middle school John liked is getting mixed with something that now John likes.
That after watching the preview of FX’s Unsupervised, I am no longer concerned that it ripped off one of my ideas.

“The review for ‘Shark Sandwich’ was merely a two word review which simply read: ‘shit sandwich.’”
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One of my tweets was published in the most recent issue of Vegas Seven magazine.
So if you live in Vegas be sure to pick up a copy and read my hilarious quote. If you don’t live here — or if you do and you’re a shut-in — you can read the digital version of the magazine here and turn to page 26.
I took this picture while watching The X-Files the other nite. I think it sums up the show pretty well.
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I wasn’t going to get this game, but then I read this amazing review.